So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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