her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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