I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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