I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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