I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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