i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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