Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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