there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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