This girl is more easily done than said...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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