i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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