There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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