I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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