fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i think i have herpe
just one?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
she pinky promised me she was 18
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
