the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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