Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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