Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
