I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
