ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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