i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
