Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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