A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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