Your mouth is God's brothel.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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