This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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