We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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