You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Boobs are out for the taking
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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