all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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