you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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