Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Found your dick twin last night
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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