I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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