thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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