WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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