are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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