but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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