grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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