So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize