He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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