I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
