Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
