i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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This is classic penis vs brain.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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