SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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