I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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