How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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