Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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