I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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