toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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