with your own penis?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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