how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.