I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.