Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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