ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
