oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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