We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
two words: eviction party
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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