NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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