whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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