I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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