Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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