she looked like the bat from fern gully.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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