I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think people are normalizing furries
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