I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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