My brain says no but my pants say off.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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