my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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